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Cats. Oct. 23rd, 2008 @ 08:23 am

Ye all be well? Plunder of ships I've not had the joy since tryin' to rid my ship o' these accursed cats who now be infestin' every nook and cranny...

Meow, my arse. Only thing theys good for is roastin'.

Sep. 22nd, 2008 @ 03:37 pm
 Fer those o' ye scurvy curs that still frequent these waters an' also th' festerin' hell-hole known only as "facebook" there be an option ter make it talk like a pirate now. Go ter settings, then languages, an' change yers to "English (pirate)". At last, we can make sense o' the acursed thing!

YARrrr!!!! Sep. 19th, 2008 @ 08:09 am
Yarrr!! To all fellows o' the sea that post in 'ere, a merry tlapd to ye all!

Grab your grog an' sing wit' me!!

Yaaaaar! And so forth... Sep. 9th, 2008 @ 10:16 pm
Yaaar! These be quiet times indeed. Bernald t' monkey got monkey pox three weeks ago. He be fine now. T' life o' a ska pirate be excitin' an' ne'er lackin' in adventure.

Quick he's not lookin'... Aug. 31st, 2008 @ 03:08 pm
So who be thinkin' that the smelly ol' Laird be a barnacle brained bilge buoy?

What say ye Paprika?

Har har
Current Location: The new familiar waters
Mutinous Crew Be:: chipperchipper
Currently Plundering To:: The Coral - Simon Diamond
Other entries
» Woof.
Yarrr... Is this thing on? *tap tap tap*
» Quiet...
Arr, it be quiet round these 'ere parts nowadays.

Even talk like a pirate day were unnoticed (i got the wrong date! Arr me memory be not what it once was).

I still be keepin' an eye on the sneaky Laird. Jus' 'cause he be quiet, don't mean he not be up to somethin'...
» Eggs...
Yar, last week was a busy 'un t'be sure. I went to visit ye olde Port Talbot, Brothel 97 an' while i was there i saw a whole manner o' scary sea creatures... like me old commador, Dagmar (in fact we frequented a few taverns an' 'ad a grog or two...), i also saw Tichbelly o' Smogland who 'ad a bbq at Brothel 97 an' me an' cabin boy Jim Lad cooked the grub there t'perfection we did. I also saw Psycho Ray which were nice as i hadn't see ol' Psycho in a while.

I be now back in the familiar waters battlin' the ants (which methinks i be defeating!). The weather coninues t'be unusually warm, as i have noticed that april has 'ad few if any showers yet...

I hear the cook shoutin' that food be ready, i be off t'dine.
» I be claimin...
I be claimin the whole bloomin ocean! All ye be land lovers these days so I be claimin the 'hole bloomin lot!!!

All this be mine now, so there!

Worry ye not Xenophon it be in the name of the Armarda!

Tichbelly O'Smogland
» Laird beware...
I be comin to collect wot is owed to me an' Xenophon...
an' i be comin tonight!


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